Thursday, February 26, 2009

A fun little scenario to brighten your day.

Suppose God (i.e. the universe-creating deity who has a personal stake in everyone's lives) is really real. Suppose further that this God had a Chosen People. These Chosen People have survived generations of enslavement and persecution, but thanks to the intervention of this God and his Chosen Mouthpiece, the people were able to vanquish their masters and escape.

Upon escaping, this god promises these Chosen People a home of their own, and he tells them where it is and how to get there. He also tells them the land would already be occupied, but they're entitled to it, so the people living there should just find someplace else or suffer the consequences.

So, finally, the Chosen People reach the promised land. They land their spaceships and start exterminating all the humans.

- Neon Green Lantern

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